chase_acow

I have not laughed so hard in such a long time! I had no idea what I was getting into with The Bronze, but any movie that starts off with female masturbation has my attention, because if they're willing to show that, there's no telling what kind of ride I'm in for. \0/ And that was the most hilarious sex scene I've ever seen.

"A foul-mouthed former gymnastics bronze medalist with local celebrity status reluctantly trains a rising Olympics aspirant." And Sebastian Stan plays the creepiest, face scrunching jerk with a heart of foul depravity, who is constantly wears those athletic pants that do very nice things to his ass. He is such a monster here, but I don't feel bad for loving him because Melissa/Hope also starts out as such a monster, but she eventually wins a battle/war? That sentence didn't go where I thought it was going. IDK, but in the ending I think she's happier and less likely to go to prison.

I give it one cringe out of seven, and six bronze medals out of seven!