chase_acow: donald duck yelling "well merry fucking christmas to you too" (winter merry fing xmas)
AO3- chase_acow
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Thank you so much for writing for me! Take anything from this letter that's helpful and don't feel constrained by anything that's not. I'm real easy. And I don't mind being dropped in the middle of an interesting premise without a lot of lead up. I'd love a winter and/or winter holiday premise with any of these fandoms, but don't feel like you have to. Please, have fun!

Treats are very welcome!

likes and dislikes )


Bros )


Red Wing )

Scream Queens )

Progressive Commercials )

spooky eve

Oct. 30th, 2019 07:14 pm
chase_acow: tree with orange fall leaves (fall orange tree)
I went to see Countdown today which is a movie that I saw no trailers for, never saw it marketed, and was just hoping it was the fun sort of bad. It was fun but it also scared the crap out of me. Several well done jumpscares, but they did the haunting in a way that will stick with me and might make me sleep with the lights on.



I think I'm done with my yuletide letter. It includes Rampage, Maleficent, 9-1-1, and The Rookie. So far no one has yelled at me over it, and I hope this continues.

There's still time to Trick or Treat me!

I'll be using dabblewriter.com for nanowrimo, though I have very little idea of what I'll be writing for my Definitely not a Buffy Rip Off. I'm hoping it surprises me. I'm determined to make the word count, but I've also decided that since I've signed up for two craft swaps as well, I'll count fic too which I want to continue with.
chase_acow: the elf from the Rudolph cartoon reading a book titled "PORN" (winter porn)
eventually.

I'm also chase_acow on ao3

Hello author(s)! Thanks for signing up, and I'm super excited that you're maybe going to write something for one of these smaller fandoms! I'm the easiest, honest. Write something that you like, that's fun for you, and I'm gonna love it. I'm trying to come up with adequate prompts in case you like those, but if you're an off-roader go for that too! Optional details are totally optional.

I think all the prompts involve multiple characters - requested characters and maybe some from the general fandom. I'd love ship fic, but it doesn't have to be the focus if that's not your thing. Any rating is fine. There are some prompts for explicit fics. My only goal is to make writing easier, so if I messed that up, feel free to reach out through the mods or whatever and I will do everything I can to fix it.

In General: For Yuletide, don't feel like you have to set up a bunch of backstory. Drop me in the middle of an interesting situation and I'm happy. Or y'know, write that long fic and we'll both have a good time!

Likes: sarcasm, magical realism, found families, grouchy affection, first times, secrets, soulmate/soulbond, crack treated seriously (ala Brooklyn 99), humor, angst, sharing a bed, accidental bond, pretend dating, pining, lots of dialog, relationship issues (near infidelity, poor communication, getting back together but it's not easy)

- h/c related: I like characters being smart, resilient, and capable even when they are badly hurting, and I would really rather not see their troubles reduce them to a childlike state or near-catatonia. stolen from [community profile] coaltide

- sex related: laughing together during sex, intimacy, touch-starved, rough sex, the choosing part when a character agrees to be vulnerable, first times, safeword use, roleplay, dub-con, bareback,

Dislikes: 1st/2nd person point of view, pregnancy, kidfic, everyone in the group is tidily paired off in relationships, unrelenting fluff, mundane AUs without at least a hint of magic


Rampage -Harvey Russell (Rampage 2018), Davis Okoye (Rampage 2018)
Movie - I think it's only on HBO streaming

I asked for Harvey Russell, he has a belt buckle, wears his weapon in a ridiculous manner, and chews the scenery like nobody's business and Davis Okoye who did not seem interested in any of the women in this movie, is so competent it hurts, and is the adult of the group. )


Maleficent -Maleficent (Maleficent Movies), Diaval (Maleficent)
Movie - I don't think the first one is streaming, and the second is still in theaters.

I have seen the Mistress of Evil, and would be happy with fic set in either movie. I'll put the sequel stuff further down and marked if you want to remain totally unspoiled.

I asked for a dark fae and her pretty bird. )


9-1-1 -Josh Russo (9-1-1), Evan "Buck" Buckley
TV ongoing- fox, hulu

You're probably wondering who Josh Russo is, well it's this guy, one of the 9-1-1 dispatch supervisors->



A ridiculous show that features ridiculous people doing ridiculous things. )

The Rookie -Gino Brown (The Rookie), Jackson West
TV ongoing - ABC, Hulu

I picked another minor character, but this time he actually is in the same scenes with my other character request. Gino/Jackson is an in-show relationship. Some spoilers for S2 after the dots.



One is half ball of anxiety half rookie cop, and the other is a calm, cool, and collected nurse. )
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (simp rod)
When I was glancing through the yuletide tagset, I was reminded this was a thing:


It's like a nightmare come to animation. *shudders*

There are a bunch of movie/tv show options I'll be watching. I think part of my problem was I used to think yuletide fandoms needed to be special and atmospheric and idk highbrow or something. They don't. It just needs to be fun.

Gemini Man was fun, very watchable movie even if the action scenes were the worst. I really liked Will Smith here at every age.

Maleficent not so much fun. Very pretty movie, most of it was a downer. The did all the wings beautifully though.

Going to a baby shower at work. These things should be outlawed. So awkward. This one has a baked potato bar saving grace. Imma eat so much cake.

I have an appointment for tattoo #4 on Nov 5th. And I am so excited. It's going on my shoulder instead of my leg. My Sam Wilson Captain America shield/wings combo. So Falcon and the Winter Soldier better not be disappointing!

yuletide

Oct. 2nd, 2019 11:47 am
chase_acow: rocket the raccoon from guardians of the galaxy (gotg rocket)


It's from 2016, so I imagine it's been around, but my coworker just showed me and I dug it. That woman is going to salt and burn their house. Or they're going to figure out a nice co-parenting schedule and everything will be fine. IDK. I poked around A03 to see if there was fic or if it'd blown up yuletide, but I couldn't find anything. [EDIT]I'm just real bad at looking today -> [personal profile] dine linked some in the first comment!

Speaking of Yuletide, nominations are open. I went real simple with two tv shows and a movie.

?! 9-1-1 (TV)

?! Evan "Buck" Buckley
?! Josh Russo (9-1-1) <- he's the dispatch trainer that was with Maddie all season 2.
?! Howie "Chimney" Han
?! Henrietta "Hen" Wilson

?! The Rookie (TV 2018)

?! Jackson West
?! Gino Brown (The Rookie) <- the nurse who deals with Jackson's issues and kisses him anyway
?! Talia Bishop
?! Tim Bradford

?! Rampage (2018)

?! Harvey Russell
?! Davis Okoye
chase_acow: Toy Story excited dinosaur *flail* (random dino flail)
I received some excellent stories!

The Part of Me That's You Will Never Die (3339 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: A Star is Born (2018)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Ally Maine/Jackson Maine
Characters: Ally Maine, Ensemble
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Angst, Angst with a Hopeful Ending, Kinda
Summary:

The house is Jack’s house and without him there to claim it, every room echoes with his going. Ally takes a vacation.



An Early Rose (8467 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Young Justice (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dinah Lance/Oliver Queen
Characters: Cissie King-Jones, Cassie Sandsmark, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Clark Kent, Oliver Queen, Diana (Wonder Woman), J'onn J'onzz, Bart Allen, Wally West, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Kyle Rayner, Dinah Lance
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Teenagers, Teenage Rebellion, Family Secrets, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Misses Clause Challenge
Series: Part 1 of A Study in Scarlett
Summary:

Oliver Queen meets Arrowette and finds himself reluctantly taking her under his wing.



Root Beer Float (511 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Happytime Murders (2018)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Connie Edwards & Phil Phillips
Characters: Connie Edwards, Phil Phillips
Summary:

Phil and Connie have a celebratory drink after cracking their first new case. It ends pretty much exactly like you'd expect.




Three totally different fics in three totally different fandoms, and I'm so thankful for all for all of them!
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (winter stag)
Day 1

In your own space, talk about why you're participating in Snowflake and, if you’ve participated in the past, how the challenge has affected you. What drew you to it? What did you take away from it? What do you hope to accomplish this year? Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so.


I only ever tried to do Snowflake one other year in 2013 and didn't get very far, but I imagine that it must be a good way to start off the new year. You get used to thinking, to articulating your thoughts, posting them for others to see to be entertained by or to engage with, and then the biggest job of all, getting out of your comfort zone and actually trying to talk with others in their space. Scary, I know. But here's a prebuilt audience that want to find other active people to talk to, squee and rant with.

I like that it's so focused on positivity, and folks get optimistic about fandom and this community.


YULETIDE!

I wrote:
Ceasefire
Zorro (TV 1990)
Diego de la Vega & Ignacio de Soto
2000ish words Gen
"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."

I had a lot of fun writing, because eventually I just decided the show was ridiculous, I might as well be too. I always preferred Zorro as a trickster, but one whose tricks works because he really is that smart, and one who despite that is humble and kind. If you haven't yet, but have any interest, Zorro by Isabel Allende is fantastic, and I enjoy the author's other work as well!

I received:
Pulling Togeter by A Magiluna Stormwriter
Practical Magic (1998)
Gen
As the holidays roll around, Gillian's odd behavior has Kylie curious about the nature of love and the Owens family curse.

I love this movie, and this fic is a glorious slow breath of love and generational family business.
chase_acow: Steve Rodgers hiding behind his shield (cap st shield)
So while tooling around in my thousand plus entries, smiling at some stuff and squirming at others, I found this post -> tumblr of woe in which tumblr apparently linked to a fic I wrote and lots of people showed up with questionable comments, though mostly positive.

I had forgotten all about this! Honestly, sometimes looking back through what I'd written and link to before is such a trip. The fic in question was for that Folgers coffee commercial of incest. I wrote a yuletide treat and was apparently too embarrassed to link it anywhere until tumblr got a hold of it and I prompty orphaned it.

Well in my current old age, I have no shame. I find the tumblr wailing on my part hilarious, because now I understand what an echo chamber of judgy judgerson it is. And I've definitely given up the tag battle. The ficlet is . . . not bad.

This was one stroll down memory lane that was entertaining.

You're My Present
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (winter stag)
Yays:
I have bought all the xmas presents I need to! Anything else will just be small bits of icing and not anything I have to stress about.
Football season is over! At least home games, I can now enjoy as a fan for another month.
I really liked this season of The Orville. It was fun and my inner geek enjoyed it's understanding, optimism and exploration, and also the pot jokes.
I am pretty happy with my spn xmas playlist. It's called xmas in hell on spotify if anyone is interested. There's a whole plotline going on there.
The cats have not destroyed the tree.

Boos:
Yuletide fic has not yet been achieved. I really don't want to default.
Why is it still 70 degrees! I just want to wear sweaters and enjoy hot chocolate!
The cats are probably lulling me into a false sense of security ref the tree.

Is anybody anywhere making holiday icons? It's so hard to find old stuff what with the grand ghosting of photobucket. Grrr.
chase_acow: the companions from Dragon Age (da companions)
So I done messed up. I definitely thought I'd have longer to tinker with my sign up, so -ah- they kind of suck. I'm so sorry, and I hope it didn't stress you out too much. I would have sworn sign ups lasted until the 12th. My bad. Also thought I would have longer to hash out a letter. My super bad.

Anyway . . . thanks for signing up, and I'm super excited you're going to write something for one of these smaller fandoms! I'm the easiest, honest. Write something that you like, that's fun for you, and I'm gonna love it.

In General:

Likes: sarcasm, magical realism, found families, grouchy affection, first times, secret identities, daemon AU, soulmate/soulbond, crack treated seriously (ala Brooklyn 99), characters escaping abuse and realizing how awesome they are, sharing a bed, accidental bond, pretend dating,
-sex related: laughing together during sex, intimacy, touch-starved, rough sex, choosing to submit, first times, safeword use, roleplay,

Dislikes: 1st and/or 2nd person point of view, pregnancy, kidfic, everyone is unrealistically paired off in a relationship, unrelenting fluff, mundane AUs without at least a hint of magic,


The Love Interest )


Bioshock Infinite )


Zorro 1990 )


World War Z )


Practical Magic )
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (Default)
Thank you so much, Yuletide partner. And if you're stopping by to stalk me for a treat, I love you too! I'm super easy with this fest, but if you have a question don't be afraid to poke one of the mods to ask me. I like all the ratings and gen or shippy. I tried to list who I ship in each fandom, so just don't pair them with someone else and my little shipper heart will be okay.

Likes/Dislikes: I can't think of any kinks that automatically turn me off. I'm not a big fan of first or second person point of view. I like dialog. I am open to any rating gen to shippy porn. Write something that makes you happy, and I'll be so glad for both of us!


Saving Grace - prompt )

Lord of the Rings: The Third Age - prompt )

Pigs Don't Fly by Mary Brown - prompt )

Trick R Treat - prompt )

Young Justice (1998-2003) - prompt )

Zorro (TV 1990) - prompt )
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (pers mccoy \0/)
Yuletide wasn't the same for me this year. It was so late and the changes were wonky. I didn't really know what to offer, because there was a lot less for me personally to choose from. I ended up with something I thought I could write and then failed miserably. This was the first year I defaulted, and I'm not sure I'll sign up next year unless they get it going a little quicker.

I did however see from the dear author letters, that someone wanted a fun Brady/Welker fic. I decided that was up my alley, so I wrote it for a treat and had some fun. Now I just need to write some smut for them, so I can scrub them out of my brain. This is my disclaimer, I hate the Red Solo Cup song, but it gets stuck in my head so easily. : )

You Are the Fruit to My Loom (2515 words) by faviconchase_acow
Fandom: National Football League RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: tom brady/wes welker
Summary:

The usual guy who helped him was missing in action, probably off putting out another fire brought on by the Welker versus Wilfork Prankapalooza.



Prepare to Party )
chase_acow: D R N from Almost Human (ah drn)
Read more... )

All right, someone explain to me the Mortal Instruments, Game of Thrones, and Delirium categories please. I'm clueless.

I do however, like being an ice-bear and a God. I'm pretty sure being a weeping angel isn't a good thing. Those are those creepy statues that only move when you aren't looking, right? *shivers*




I'm trying to do the 101 in 1001 thing again, because I for reals need to get my life together. I need goals! I posted over [community profile] 101in1001 if anyone is interested in joining me. I intend to use Jan 1 as my official start date.




This is my gift from Yuletide this year ->

Monsters and Me (6180 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Oregon Trail (Video Game), Pioneer Trail
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bess/Fanny Wildcat, Bess/Hank (Pioneer Trail), Bess/Hank/Fanny Wildcat
Characters: Bess (Pioneer Trail), Fanny Wildcat, Hank (Pioneer Trail)
Summary:

When she’s a little girl, sitting on Pa’s knee while Ma cleans her guns, Bess hears her first coyote howl. It’s nothing at all like the hunting song of a werewolf, but still Bess shivers and stares out at the darkness with wide eyes. (Every hunter has to start somewhere.)




Okay, so unless you play Pioneer Trail (used to be FrontierVille) on Facebook, this will be like an original fic. I still think you will enjoy it. Bess is a hunter (think spn style) and her family protects wagon trains from werewolves and other big bads. She's a great character, she had some interests in hunting and rodeo riding, but she's lonely and kinda tired of the life. Of course, when she tries to settle down, nothing goes as expected. The girls are awesome, the family is awesome, the poly relationship is awesome. It's cute without being sugary, and pretty without being hard to read. Give it a chance!
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (xmas star)
Hi there, you lovely person who got matched with me for Yuletide. I hope you're as excited as I am. : ) You should know that I'm already happy to be in this exchange and I'm going to enjoy whatever you write. I know that people have different ways of writing, and if you're one of those people who don't want to be constricted, then go write whatever is in your heart. If you'd like to know about my general likes read on, and at the end is a couple of fandom specific prompts.

Likes in General: Okay, I'm kind of a sucker for Christmasy themes. I like clichés, especially if there's a bit of a twist on a familiar trope. I'd prefer happy endings, but I definitely don't mind if there has to be some angst to get there. I don't mean excessive schmoopy, I just like for good things to happen to real people. I like those 'slice of life' fics that shed light on relationships. Speaking of relationships, I'm a fan of slash, femslash, het, and gen, so do whatever feels best for you with the prompts! I like characters making a family for themselves with each other. A lot of the characters that I enjoy are loners looking from the outside in. I really like giving these characters a taste of happiness and friendship.

I like the funny stuff. It doesn't have to be funny ha-ha, but slapstick, strange situations, snappy dialog, or the characters realizing how very odd their lives are all things I enjoy. I've got a very dry sense of humor that some people call odd, but I do enjoy a whole range of fun stuff. : )

World building is always appreciated. Sometimes it's the little details that really make a story come alive. I also really like the concept of magical realism or the heightened absurd. I think it's interesting and allows for great story lines.

I'd love a Christmas story in any of the fandoms. I love snow, loneliness turned to friendship, the craziness of last minute shopping, and the joy of spending time with people you like. Scenarios where everything goes wrong and Christmas never comes out perfect, but somehow it's always awesome grab my attention.

If you decide to get into relationships with any of these fandoms, I like slightly awkward first-times, reestablishing after a break up, a couple having to work to get on the same page, PDA, explicit sex, fade to black sex, back to front set, foot rubs, romantic gestures, pet names, and cuddling. You don't need to get all fluffy or anything, but some cuteness is nice.


Dislikes in general: I'm not a big fan of first or second person point of view and present tense. They're not deal breakers though, so don't stress out.

Mercedes Thompson Series, College Football RPF, Saving Grace, and Animal Farm )

Thank you dear Yuletide writer!
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (Default)
Title: The Edge of DOOM
Fandom/Pairing: DOOM - John Grimm/Samantha Grimm
Rating: R
Word Count: 1700
Author's Note: Written for Yuletide 2009 for cm (mumblemutter)
Summary: The virus spread Hell on Earth, but scattered around, humanity struggles to survive.

The wind blew up off the lake and swept over the tiny settlement, dropping the temperature close to freezing. )
chase_acow: Grace in a cowboy hat from Saving Grace (cowboy grace)
Title: Longhorns and Sooners
Fandom/Pairing: Saving Grace - Butch Ada/Grace Hanadarko
Rating: G
Word Count: 617
Author's Note: Written for Yuletide 2009 for delgaserasca.
Summary: It's the 2009 Red River Rivalry, baby!


What do you get when you cross a University of Texas fan and a pig? )
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (spn D ice prince)
Dear Yule Goat –

Thank you for signing up to write in a fandom I requested! \0/ I'm really just thrilled to see what you're gonna cook up. Please remember that the requests are just optional, and I don't want to stifle your creativity at all. Write a story that makes you happy and excited to sit down at your keyboard and I'm probably going to love it too. : )

Um, I got kinda long-winded, but I swear I'm not picky, so feel free to pick and choose whatever bits you want to read.

Herein find my general likes and dislikes along with some rambling about my chosen fandoms –> RPF: College Football, Saving Grace, The Men Who Stare at Goats, and Rio Bravo. )
chase_acow: (spn trap)
Title: Sarcasm. It's just one of the services Priestly offers.
Fandom: Ten Inch Hero
Pairing: Priestly/Jen friendship and Priestly/Tish
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~3000
A/N: Written for Yuletide 2008

Priestly was born one hot afternoon inside a combination tattoo and piercing shop just off the boardwalk. )
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (Default)
Title: DOOMED
Fandom: Doom
Pairing: Samantha Grimm/John "Reaper" Grimm
Warning: graphic incest
Word Count: 1070
Rating: R
A/N: Written for Yuletide 2008

The government hushed it up of course. )
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (Default)
Title: Damned
Fandom: Devour
Word Count: 500
A/N: Written for Yuletide 2008

Jake didn't stay in lockup long. )
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (Default)
chase_acow

Renae

female/her/she
over 40
makes mistakes but
easily correctable

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