chase_acow: sebastian stan playing an asshole character from Bronze says do not want (seb do not want)
the description from the NY Times newsletter in my email )


Poll #31995 that trump movie
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 15


are you gonna watch it?

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yes
0 (0.0%)

no
11 (73.3%)

maybe
4 (26.7%)

will you be able to see Sebastian Stan and NOT see that asshole?

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yes
5 (35.7%)

no
4 (28.6%)

maybe
5 (35.7%)

regardless, is it a good idea to make this movie?

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yes
3 (23.1%)

no
4 (30.8%)

maybe
6 (46.2%)

what do you take from the Halloween candy bowl

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Dots
2 (14.3%)

Snickers
3 (21.4%)

Starburst
4 (28.6%)

Butterfingers
5 (35.7%)

Popcorn and/or in ball form
1 (7.1%)

An apple (those people are monsters)
0 (0.0%)

Reeses (the most boring choice ever)
7 (50.0%)

Rice Krispy Treat
3 (21.4%)

Tootsie Rolls
1 (7.1%)

Skittles
4 (28.6%)

Candy Corn
3 (21.4%)

Those weird orange and black things that definitely aren't taffy
1 (7.1%)

Twizzlers (especially the soft kind you can't get normally)
2 (14.3%)

something else is my favorite
4 (28.6%)

chase_acow: velvet goldmine Brian and Curt kissing pic from the papers (vg kiss)
Why is duolingo spanish so into making sure I know how to say 'Mi madre es elegante'? When is that ever going to come up in conversation?

I'm staying home again to make it a FOUR day week-end, but I absolutely have to go to work tomorrow. I intend to make a cherry-chocolate-cola dump cake so it's not so sad. My side street is just covered with snow, and I haven't seen anyone drive through it in the last three hours. I'm sure the main roads are fine, as long as I can get there.

I've enjoyed Jason Mantzoukas in The Good Place, Brooklyn 99, and The Long, Dumb Road, but his role in Pam & Tommy might be the best thing yet. Sebastian Stan bares everything, including a couple of different prosthetic penises. Those thongs he wears are something else, but he looks so scrawny.

I want to make some icons for [community profile] smallbatchicons February Femmes challenge here.

If everyone knows this trick, then don't mind me, but I thought just in case I'd share it. For some reason the [community profile] snowflake_challenge friending meme always overwhelms me to the point I just avoid it now. But if you want to look around for actual posts of people you might want to subscribe to, you can always look at https://snowflake-challenge.dreamwidth.org/read to see their member's actual posts. It's similar to viewing your network page but without the feeds which I'm not a big fan of.
chase_acow: actor Sebastian Stan looking like a soft werewolf (seb softww)
*this is my first attempt at posting through email I think. apologies if it breaks something.**edited to add okay so the format was a little weird, otherwise I think it's an option in the future.

So Netflix gave me a month free of in the mail discs and I figured why not,
hopefully I'll remember to cancel it in time. I started with Sebastian
Stan's The Last Full Measure, which . . . was a movie. A movie designed to
make you cry about every twelve minutes.

This movie was not well received, but I think it's very watchable. While I
am usually pleased with his face, I'm not putting Sebastian Stan up for an
Oscar any time soon. I thought he was actually pretty all right in this. He
starts out as kind of a jerk and then through the power of friendship
learns how to care about other people. Samuel L Jackson is also understated
here, and kind of heartbreaking. Of course all the older white dude actors
are just as good as they always are.

The thing I liked is that they actually put time into having conversations
with these Vets who are presented with physical and emotional issues
including PTSD. Jackson's character even gets a line about how
vulnerability is key to honest communication and connection or something
like that. There are tears and hugs, and the music was very pretty.

This
was the nicest review I found. Metacritic gives it a 52 with a 7.2 user
score. Though after the FF7R debacle scores don't matter the points are
made up and pretty people are more important than fun gameplay and a
coherent story. I'm not bitter. I am. I am bitter.





In the shallow end of my pool:

This is the investigative journalism that I want right now. How
Dare Stanley Tucci Look So Hot Making a Negroni: An Investigation


I'm behind on The Late Show, but when I tuned in to watch the show from
4/27 and listen to John Mulaney I was horrified. Something was wrong.
Something was very, very wrong. turns out he'd parted his hair
the opposite way he normally did
and I am still not over it.

cheat day

Feb. 20th, 2020 11:20 pm
chase_acow: sebastian stan playing an asshole character from Bronze says do not want (seb do not want)
I'm about to go in for my second night shift before I go back to my normal sleep schedule for a whole week before I have my two last nights. I hate my job. However last night I just sort of Sebastian Staned myself into survival. I can't believe I hadn't seen this video before. That bite at the end gives me life.


a little more info in Men's Health

He's also real good looking in this trailer for Endings Beginnings:


That kiss! They appear to not be making solid life choices, but I am fine with that for some Stan nudity. We didn't even get The Last Full Measure at my theater. I have needs, okay?
chase_acow: logo for the new show Falcon and Winter Soldier (fatws)
I love this logo!

I generally hate candid things, I find them cringy, but this one isn't too bad. No real information, just some emphasis put to Mackie's thighs. Which, I will happily admit are things of great beauty. The thing they cut out was the bad guy interrupting and I'm sure promising mayhem. I got excited when they added one of the writers from the John Wick to the production.



IDK what I even expect from this series. I hope that it's funny because it doesn't take itself too seriously. But on the other hand, both these guys need some epic work on their characterization. We wanna know what makes them tick (though I don't want to see what makes them go boom here, there are movies for that). So while carrying all the baggage so far from the MCU, the snap, whatever Steve did, the politics of superheroing, and etc, I also want it to not retread anything featuring the Stark legacy. I don't think we need to keep beating that dead horse.

Look, I also want them to be roommates, fight over who burned the eggs to the bottom of the pan, and walk around in nothing but a towel fresh from the shower at least once each. I'm only human.

I hope Sharon has a good plot and isn't shoehorned into some kind of love triangle, cuz I will for real barf. And I want the bad guy to have an interesting and logical plan that can't be poked full of holes by any (dis)interested sixth grader. Yeah, I do realize I'm basically asking for the impossible here. But here's hoping!

The latest thing I saw has them starting filming in October. I also will not say no to some more rpf for these two popping up as a result.


snag it if you want it!

bigger version in case y'all wanted to play with it )
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In case anyone else was curious about Sebastian and Anthony talking about their escape room, apparently they were joined by Bendyboop Condorbump and Letitia Wright. There are some amusing parts, but they were given way too much help. Amateurs*.



*Says the gal who has beaten exactly one escape room, but almost beat the best time by four seconds.
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I just really want a funny buddy-cop show. Please be borderline ridiculous, I'm talking B99's little brother. On the other hand, so much more opportunity for pics, gifs, and fics so we can do whatever we want ourselves.** Disney+ launches Nov 12th, and this is apparently going live in their first year. I wonder what it will mean for who the new Cap will be? I want them to just trade off every episode, but sometimes forget and just step all over each other's heroic speeches.


new star wars trailer*** I am not the target audience here, but Imma go watch it, and hopefully I don't have to rewatch the middle one first.


*please give Sebastian the good hair, maybe even his own hair. Look, I just want to pull his hair.
**the feast is mine, yoinks . . . and away.
***those kids look good, but I was most excited about the music.
chase_acow: Supernatural Dean holding gun "Yippie kay yay motherfucker" (spn d yippie)
I'm watching Ricki and the Flash which was on my list from my Sebastian Stan days. Now I've got Bennie and the Jets stuck in my head, and listen, I am not an Elton John fan. Ug*.

[community profile] dick_or_treat is weird. So, write smut titled after Pokémon move/attack during the month of April, add it to their collection, receive gym badges. I watched the very first series because my little brother was in that age group** and Detective Pikachu is an anticipated movie because I need Ryan Reynold's*** voice in my life. However, according to the linked list, we could have: Double Iron Bash (sounds painful for Tony), Let's Snuggle Forever (Dean's newest version of hell), or Venom Drench (is there anything kink left to explore in the Venom fandom?)

[community profile] springfest prompt from the 20th to the 27th then write/post in April. I don't like having to claim something, cuz what if I suck and someone else also wanted to write it? And remembering appointments really isn't my jam right now****.

I enjoyed Captain Marvel so much more than I thought I would! It is fantastic and if Endgame ruins her the way Civil War ruined Cap for me I will mourn indefinitely*****.

Also, the first four issues of Winter Soldier 2018 by Kyle Higgins (Author), Rod Reis (Illustrator) are $1.99 each, and I loved them so much. The art is fantastic, the kitty is so white and fluffy, and Bucky is a sweetheart. [personal profile] sparklesquid has an excellent rec here with selected panels, though sadly no Tony.


*not looking forward to watching all the movies with the Rocketman trailer on them.
**still don't know why Meowth can talk, but clearly that Team Rocket was better than ^.
***coulda been Danny Devito though, and while I have feelings I don't know what they are.
****crossing my fingers on the third attempt to take the dog in for rabies shots tomorrow.
*****and of course be DISAPPOINTED!
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I have not laughed so hard in such a long time! I had no idea what I was getting into with The Bronze, but any movie that starts off with female masturbation has my attention, because if they're willing to show that, there's no telling what kind of ride I'm in for. \0/ And that was the most hilarious sex scene I've ever seen.

"A foul-mouthed former gymnastics bronze medalist with local celebrity status reluctantly trains a rising Olympics aspirant." And Sebastian Stan plays the creepiest, face scrunching jerk with a heart of foul depravity, who is constantly wears those athletic pants that do very nice things to his ass. He is such a monster here, but I don't feel bad for loving him because Melissa/Hope also starts out as such a monster, but she eventually wins a battle/war? That sentence didn't go where I thought it was going. IDK, but in the ending I think she's happier and less likely to go to prison.

I give it one cringe out of seven, and six bronze medals out of seven!

chase_acow: actor Sebastian Stan looking like a soft werewolf (seb softww)
I watched Political Animals when it first came out because A. politics and B. gay character. I bought and watched it again because Sebastian Stan, and it was just as engaging this time. TJ is gonna break your heart. I wish whoever had decided to give it a second season, though I don't think they ever intended to. I just want good things for the entire family.

I can't figure out how to crossover fandoms to give TJ a happy ending though. I have this day dream where a character who looks a lot like Eliot from Leverage is hired to 24/7 life/sober coach and/or bodyguard TJ to success with their first meeting being a conversation about endorphins resulting in the Eliot character going, sure it's my job to make you feel good without drugs/booze, I'll give you a blowjob. Of course then they fall in love but don't tell each other as Eliot tricks TJ into making good decisions, protects him from kidnapers, is befuzzled when TJ tries to take care of him, have what is supposed to be but definitely is not meaningless sex and begs to stay as an actual boyfriend when he does so good at his job that he gets fired.

There's a chance I spent too much time thinking about it before bed.

This entire series is full of fantastic actors/characters and if you like political intrigue and sexy drama, I think it's up your alley.


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