chase_acow: xena screaming, mad (xena rage)
I am an angry old person now. Businesses, especially doctor offices should have to leave a voice mail when they call even if they can't actually share the pertinent info on a recording. I've been playing phone tag over my blood test results for three days now, but I didn't even recognize the number at first so I wouldn't have answered anyway. I don't think there's anything wrong with my thyroid, but it's never been tested so I thought 'what the hell, let's do it'. Now I've very irritated again.

Also irritating, fests, prompts, dear author letters that don't spell out the entire name of the ship. I remember back in the McShep days, and I thought, aw that's cute. But it's not cute anymore dang it. It just makes it difficult to figure out what people are actually asking for and makes it harder to get sucked into fandoms.*

I am cranky.

You're Just What I Needed
(part 2 of the I Kinda Lose My Mind Series)
PG-13ish
~1800 words
MCU
Tony Stark/Sam Wilson
here at ao3
For square S4- Kink: Costume Porn

'Uh, believe it or not,' Tony said, having to clear his throat when it threatened to close over the delicious things Sam was doing with his tongue to Tony's neck. 'I actually need your help down in the workshop, not a quickie before dinner.' )

*in an effort not to be too hypocritical, I've been updating my pairing tags.
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (iron just tony)
It's Not the Perfume that You Wear
pg-13?
Tony Stark/Sam Wilson
~2000 words
"I've been waiting for someone to wander by," Tony said, flippantly gesturing over his shoulder as if Sam wasn't standing a foot away having a midlife crisis. "Zip me up, would you?"
here it is on ao3
thanks to [personal profile] tabaqui for pointing me at a prompt!
Square K2 - kink: crossdressing


Yeah, my fine feathered friend, c'mere a sec. )
chase_acow: close up of tony stark's mouth and nose in the iron man suit (iron close)


All of my gross conflicted feelings and also my dislike of Scarlett Johansson. )




And here's the first tidbit of hope for a new Dragon Age game! That is a beautiful red lyrium idol, though #thedreadwolfcanbitehisowntail. If I get my hands on Solas, that is one dead egg. Hopefully they learned their lesson from Mass Effect Andromeda, that game was stupidly big while still being incredibly shallow with wildly inferior antagonists. I just want a good, deep lore game that's like 30-40 hours doing 100% completion. Take a look at this year's game of the year God Of War, you can finish it in about 25 hours, but doing those sidequests and challenges add double the time but didn't feel repetitive or tacked on.

I still haven't finished the new Tomb Raider or Spider-Man games, because they got stretched out so much. My attention span is apparently still shrinking.
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (cap s psych)
So, I went and saw the late show of Annihilation last week. It's been a while since I saw a movie after 3pm, there were definitely more people there, but not a crowd. I'm glad I don't have a problem going to the movies by myself, because it's a lot easier to coordinate. Nothing new in the trailers but there was an extended one for Rampage which continues to look like a fun romp (though I have no nostalgia of the game like my coworkers), and I continue to be interested in A Quiet Place. I'll be glad when Red Sparrow moves on. I'm neither interested in Russians or spy movies, though Jennifer Lawrence continues to be beautiful.

cut because probably less people have seen this one, and it really didn't work for me. . . )

However, it's got a 79 on metacritic, so maybe it's a "me" problem instead of a movie problem.

tl;dr - I'm going to try to read the book, because it is an interesting premise and I think I would have loved the girl's science crew if the movie had just gotten out of it's own way. It felt like it was trying to be Arrival in tone, but it just tried to get too clever and for me it failed to even be that entertaining. Thank goodness for the giant lime coke I was drinking.





Saw Black Panther enjoyed it a lot. Maybe I should have seen it a little earlier, because all the hype about Killmonger made me super excited, and I felt like he didn't live up to it. Not the character or his backstory. I think maybe I wanted some inner conflict? I say all that as someone who can not write a villain to save my life. I don't know? But I did save as many write ups as I could about the movie so I could read them after I watched it, and maybe they will change my mind.

I echo every good thing everyone has said about the women, they were a group of spectacular actors and characters. Shuri is the most adorable little sister ever. I was more than half in love with all of them, and good thing because they got to emote a lot more than poor T'Challa did. They did a lot of heavy lifting to keep us caring and the plot moving.

I listened to the soundtrack when I went grocery shopping after and really enjoyed it. Give it a listen if you haven't yet.

There was an obnoxious dude in the back, ruined the ending by laughing over the slightly overwrought sunset scene. So there goes my enjoyment of watching movies with others.
chase_acow: Falcon kicking the Winter Soldier (cap kick at first sight)
I had a great time. Apparently so great, that I haven't been able to finish anything since. whoops.


They’re Good Drones, Brent

Sam/Bucky
Teen and Up Audiences
13,000ish words


When Redwing becomes infected with an alien A.I., Sam has to balance the needs of the team with his own curiosity about his new partner. Redwing isn’t the only one acting strange, he also needs to get to the bottom of Bucky’s weirdness. It takes a training exercise gone wrong that Redwing and Sam might not survive for their secrets to be exposed.

Art by: @yawpkatsi please go by and feed them! It was so great to have them work on my fic. I was so lucky. I love it, like a million times

fanishly

Jun. 24th, 2017 07:09 pm
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (cap s psych)
So I watched Captain America: Civil War went it up on Netflix back in december, and while I remember being so disappointed in it when I saw it in the theaters, I enjoyed it. Mostly because I just focused on those good character bits between fight scenes and whatever gross entity took Tony's face and his last shred of common sense. And obviously I fell down the Sam/Bucky hole. Oops?

Set post Winter Solider.
I Want Statements
“His therapist suggested he work on his ‘I want’ statements,” Steve explained in a stage whisper once he and Sam finally crossed paths in the kitchen. “You don’t have to do whatever, but it’ll help him start to think about his preferences and then practice verbalizing them. Maybe, be nice to him, okay?”

“You know he still has super hearing, right?” Sam pretend whispered back, rolling his eyes as the blush conquered Steve’s face. “Anyway, Sam Wilson does not acquiesce to anything Sam Wilson does not want to acquiesce to.”

“I want to sit in here now,” Bucky said, slouching to the table and aggressively sitting down in the corner. He glared at Steve until the other man ducked his head and shuffled out.

“Damn right, you do,” Sam agreed, handing over the sudoku and flicking a pen at Bucky’s face.

Bucky and Sam take care of each other.
Won and Lost in the Locker Room
Sam had managed to get his wings and chest piece off and stowed in the jet. His uniform was was complicated, put on in pieces to protect more area while still giving him necessary flexibility. He groaned in relief as Bucky unclipped the first strap of his shoulder armor. Instantly his body rested in a more natural slouch. "This better not be the set up for some kind of prank," he warned, letting Bucky move his arms to slip the piece up and over his head. "I am too tired to deal with your chicanery today."


AU in which Sam is an angel/cupid and has to try to fix it when Bucky gets an accidental arrow:
You Smiled Because You Knew
"You've got the wrong address," the man who'd answered growled. He had long, scraggly hair that had mostly escaped his attempts to pull it away from his face. He had nice eyes, and wouldn't have been unattractive, especially with a shave, except for the scowl. "Nobody here wants or needs your . . . services."

It was apparent by the tone the man did not appreciate Sam's hard work.

Well, that was tough shit.

The wingkink follow up:
I Know
He slipped his suspenders over his shoulders and untucked his tank so he could wipe away any remaining smudges. He hadn’t bothered to stop inside, too excited to spend the extra time with his angel. Peggy was kind enough not to poke too hard at Bucky’s about-face to romance, but Steve was a master at saying ‘I told you so’ without saying any of the words.

sambucky drabbles only posted to tumblr. nsfw.
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I attempted to squish Rick and Morty and Avengers here @ rickandmorty avenge"

but any of my own content is tagged cowsalot does stuff
chase_acow: quote from Due South "Hey that's not buddies. I hate you." (ds buddies)
Here's the trailer in case you've somehow managed to miss it:


So, I am completely incapable of shipping Steve/Bucky. I do really like Steve/Tony, but there's still something that bugs me in that pairing. I really liked Steve/Peggy in the movie, she was awesome and pretty, but mostly good at her job and self sufficient.

Somehow I watched that trailer and fell hard for the guy that I assume is the strike team leader. I am now positive that he is in love/lust with Steve and they have hot manly shower sex after missions. I mean, just check out the way he watches Steve in briefing, and that line -> "Yeah, you seem pretty helpless without me." Therefore, I am really amused as Natasha is trying to set Steve up on a date, he's already planning post-op naughty times. They haven't told anyone because of fraternization regs, but Natasha knows because she knows everything and is just trying to goad Steve into telling her.

I am nearly sure that I am headed for heartbreak.

All that from a four minute trailer. I think maybe my slash goggles have fused permanently to my face.
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (random bertnernie)
Yup, I'm still working through these prompts and replying when I can. It's hard without my own laptop and my music to get me going. : ) Sorry for delays in commenting!



Charmed
Avengers/Stargate Atlantis
Tony/Steve, McKay, Sheppard
G

For [personal profile] tabaqui


That’s a great idea, if you wanted to destroy all life in the system! )
chase_acow: cartoon cat Garfield looking cool incognito (iron just tony)
I watched Iron Man a while back. I didn't want too at first, but then Robert Downey Jr was everywhere, and he was pretty adorable. I really liked the movie, most likely because I don't know anything about Iron Man canon. I haven't watched Spiderman III, and I doubt that I ever will. Batman Begins has been the only recent adaptation that I really enjoyed, and I can't wait for the sequel this summer. : )

Here, have a poll about Iron Man. Spoilers possibly, but only for the tag after the credits.


Back in Black )
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Renae

female/her/she
over 40
makes mistakes but
easily correctable

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