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So here we go. This is me making up for Desecration. With a bonus poll at the end, you decide which way Cameron and Daniel actually have Kinky Temple Sex.


Series: Three ways that Daniel and Cameron did not have Kinky Temple Sex, (and one poll over which way they should).
Author: Renae [livejournal.com profile] sly_bone
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Neither temple nor boys belong to me. Apologies to any deities left out of the smut!fest, but I’m sure somebody took pictures.


Title: It Could be Worse (manacles)
Summary: Those aliens and their kooky tests.
Prompt: submissive



As Cameron kneeled on the altar in front of Daniel, he prayed he wasn’t being set up for this world’s version of “Funniest Home Videos”. He tried to keep his eyes downcast but couldn't help sneaking a glance up, his stomach turning pleasantly as he watched the warm glow of torchlight blend over Daniel's features. He wasn’t allowed to speak unless Daniel asked for a response, but all of his sarcasm had abandoned him back in the bathing room, so it didn’t really matter.

True, he never would have thought that he’d end up playing sub to Daniel's dom, but it could be worse, there could be manacles involved. As it was, these people wanted proof that the Tau'ri were people strong enough to lead and to follow, which was how he found himself at Daniel's feet ready to ask "How high?" whenever Daniel said "Jump."

Surprisingly, at least to himself, he was actually getting into this role reversal. Just knowing that Daniel would be the one taking responsibility for their pleasure made him able to sit back and just enjoy. Soon, the short wrap that covered his waist and thighs wouldn't be enough to hide his obvious interest.

Daniel stroked down the side of his neck, strong fingers gently working into the muscles of his shoulder forcing him to release the last bit of tension he held like a shield. Daniel moved his hand back up to Cameron’s cheek, cupping it and pausing, not moving his fingers again even a fraction.

Cameron tried to wait patiently, but soon he was leaning just slightly into the touch and moved his head to kiss Daniel’s palm. Grinning as though Cameron had just single-handedly figured out how to defeat the Orii, Daniel stepped back and beckoned Cameron to follow him back to the low bed set out for them.



Title: It Could be Worse (tentacles)
Summary: Daniel misinterprets and ends up with breasts.
Prompt: breast
Author's Note: No actual tentacles in this fic, only a passing mention of previous tentacleness of which this author shall never ever speak of again.



Daniel was a pretty guy, but he made an even prettier girl. Later Cameron would think back to that, his first thought after they brought Daniel in to him, and wonder when he became so blasé over the transformations that SG-1 seemed to go through every other week. At least this time it was just breasts and not tentacles, which admittedly had been fun, but had gotten old real fast.

"Daniel,” Cameron drawled to Daniel-the-girl as she stood carefully not looking at him. “How ya doing?" As far as he knew, they were just supposed to be blessing some sort of trade agreement between the peoples of this world. True, he hadn't so much been listening - per se, as just watching Daniel do what he did best, bright eyed and bushy tailed, translating and doing the "culture" thing.

"I'm a woman."

"So, how's that working out for you?" Cameron couldn't stop the smile that stretched over his features though he did manage not to chuckle aloud. Even as a woman, Daniel could probably still kick his ass.

Daniel sighed and looked at him finally, his arms hugged tightly around his midsection and his eyes peeking out from under thick lashes, "I think I might have misinterpreted some of our part in the agreement."

You think? Cameron bit back his smart-aleck response, and laid a hand on Daniel’s shoulder, squeezing gently, “I’m afraid to ask, but what do we have to do to change you back?”

“They’ll have a ceremony at dawn after we finish the ritual,” Daniel mumbled, staring intently at the floor as if it contained the secrets of the universe, though for all Cameron knew it did.



Title: It Could be Worse (alien sex pollen… oh wait)
Summary: Luckily, he was immune.
Prompt: writhe




Although he had been mostly joking when he threatened Cameron with a child’s leash, it was times like this that he wished he had taken the precaution. Daniel made a mental note to suggest to Logistics that it become standard issue for all scientists going off world with the “touch-first-ask-questions-later” military in charge. Sometimes he felt more like a babysitter then a linguistics expert with multiple degrees and lifetimes of experience under his belt.

The situation could be worse; at least he hadn’t been affected by whatever alien sex pollen that had made Cameron completely lose his mind. Luckily, he seemed to be immune to it, and would have to save the day once again. They really should give him a bonus for this kind of work.

Cameron wiggled against him, sending sparks of pleasure racing along Daniel’s spine. He spread his legs further, letting the other man slip down lower, rubbing their growing erections together. It was just too bad that they’d have to back away long enough to get out of their clothing. They should have rip-away uniforms for when circumstances like these arose.

Yes, it was definitely a good thing that Daniel wasn’t affected because he didn’t think that in his current condition Cameron could have jury-rigged the door to stay locked against Sam’s meddling. It was for her own good; after all, she might not be immune like Daniel was. He sighed as he rubbed down Cameron’s back until his hands were full of the other man’s ass.


[Poll #712104]

Date: 2006-04-18 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugchicklv.livejournal.com
OMG! These are so effing awesome! Oh, how I love these boys.

I really should work on my own damn fic, but reading other people's fics is more fun...especially ones as wonderful and funny, and SEXY as these.

Date: 2006-04-18 05:15 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com
Hee, thanks! And I know, it's so hard to write when people keep insisting on posting really great fic that I absolutely must read right now.

You're a sweetheart!

Date: 2006-04-18 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kueble.livejournal.com
These are fantastic! You made up for the sadness caused by Desecration.

And how awesome is it that all of these scenarios are totally and completely plausible? I love Stargate :)

Date: 2006-04-18 11:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com
Stargate is definitely a fun playground to stay out late in! Thanks so much!

Date: 2006-04-18 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lissaknight.livejournal.com
ooh that makes it all better again..more please!

Date: 2006-04-19 01:09 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com
Oh, there will be more... [insert evil cackle]

Date: 2006-04-18 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampirefever.livejournal.com
Why didn't you have a 4th clicky box with 'all 3 of them'?
*g*

Date: 2006-04-19 01:10 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com
ha, foiled by the radio buttons. It's a hard choice, isn't it?

Date: 2006-04-18 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddibear.livejournal.com
OMFG! I'm sitting here snickering quietly at work. That middle one was hi-larious. Nice work sly :) One thing in the first one, roll=role and stoked=stroked :)

And yes why didn't you have a box for choosing all three?

*snerk* Will need to reread em when I get home and can giggle till my heart's content *smooch*

Date: 2006-04-19 01:56 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com
I'm really glad I amused you! And thank so much for pointing out my mistakes. I hate missing the small stuff like that.

Date: 2006-04-19 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddibear.livejournal.com
*smooch* You always know how to amuse. And heh, I'm good at that :)

Speaking of which... *goes off to point out your mistake in the next fic...*

Date: 2006-04-18 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] or-mabinogi.livejournal.com
Hmmm, the first one has some major potential for totally hawt pr0n. The second one would be highly amusing. The third would be a nice mix of the two.

Damn. I'm going to have to locate my runaway plot bunny. I used to have an idea for a fic. Also should write up another installment in my little Hedonism series. *g*

Date: 2006-04-19 02:04 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com
I agree, the first one hits some good buttons (appearently for others too, as it's currently winning). Glad you enjoyed.

If you need help on a plot bunny hunt, you know I've got your back, right? ; )

Date: 2006-04-19 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyokoaegis.livejournal.com
Those drabbles were all great but I prefered the first one (because submissive Cam is really really hot) ;) And that's a very good idea anyway to make us vote!

Date: 2006-04-19 01:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com
Thank you! Interactive fiction: the next wave of entertainment.

: )

Date: 2006-04-19 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gigerisgod.livejournal.com
Love how you grab attention - "Kinky Temple Sex". Like I could resist that first thing in the a.m. And sub Cam is too good to pass on, even though I loved each of these. Lighthearted, sexy and fun.

Date: 2006-04-19 03:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com
I think that's a fandom phenomenon. No one can resist the "Kinky Temple Sex" subject line.

Thank you so much for the comment!

Date: 2006-04-19 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loonilicious.livejournal.com
I'm missing the all of the above button ! ;)

But I'm a sucker for sub Cameron (and even more so for dom Daniel) so the vote goes there.

Date: 2008-05-28 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dvshipper.livejournal.com
Dom!Daniel. *sigh* Though Daniel's not affected by the sex pollen, would he really tell anyone that? ;D
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