Jumanji 2017

[chase_acow]

Well. . . they tried? I didn't like it much, but thinking about it, I think it had a lot to do with how they filmed it. Maybe? Like there was no sense of wonder or magic, and it's like they had to try really hard to make such a beautiful place be boring. The characters and cast were okay, except for Karen Gillan who I will love forever. While I understand the logic behind them defending her ridiculous jungle outfit, it's still stupid. If they were truly aware of how it affects media and people, they would have subverted it quickly.

Also, people were taking their little children to go see it, and I'd never once considered it might actually be a kid's movie. Then Jack Black started talking to his dick, and I sat back in my smugness. Though the idea of a 16 year old beauty queen stuck in Jack Black's body was hilarious and I thought done really well. I mean, who among us wouldn't be thoroughly entertained by a spontaneous penis?

Poll #19257 Welcome To The Jungle

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did you see it?

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yes
3 (50.0%)

no
1 (16.7%)

i will
1 (16.7%)

i won't
2 (33.3%)

did you like it?

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yes
2 (66.7%)

no
1 (33.3%)

choose your strength

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eyebrow raising
3 (60.0%)

dapper dressing
0 (0.0%)

lung capacity
3 (60.0%)

finger dexterity
0 (0.0%)

perfect rhythm
1 (20.0%)

choose your weakness

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jigsaw puzzles
1 (20.0%)

stray cats
3 (60.0%)

condiments
1 (20.0%)

paper cuts
1 (20.0%)

autocorrect
2 (40.0%)