Pic Spam: Jensen Ackles in Devour
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Hey y'all! I've had a tough week, very tough. So, last night I decided to break into Devour for a Jensen pick-me-up. I've had it since Jan, but I've been saving it for just the right moment. And boy, was it worth it. Sure the movie had a few problems, but Jensen was a gorgeous drink of water with delicious voice overs. : )
Spoilers forJensen's pretty eyes the movie.
Any body else get incredibly hot over the idea of young!hunter Dean? What, don't tell me that y'all don't think camo is a turn on - I won't believe you. : )
I'm sure that Jensen is probably an excellent conversationalist. I mean, he's done a lot, seen a lot, talked to a bunch of people. He's not just a pretty face. He's an extremely pretty face.
Make a wish! *waits patiently for Jared to show up*
Yup, the big 2-1. Remember kids, drink responsibly. Or with Jensen. Whichever comes first.
Careful though, girls have been known to spontaneously faint and expire when they first come into contact with the Ackles Aura. The Surgeon General is even now considering stamping a permanent warning label on his forehead.
Jensen is still confused about why. He doesn't even like girls that much.
Except for his mama, of course. He brings her orchids. Okay, everyone all together now - "Awwwwwwwwwww!">
He's a very manly man though. Very manly. Rugged, handsome, outdoorsy. Of course baseball is a pansy sport, but at least he's trying.
Sometimes girls throw themselves at him, and he catches them before they faint. Really, she tripped and fell on his lips. He's going to have to gargle later.
. . .
Oh, sorry. I got distracted by Jensen'slips eyelashes lips.
And of course, no one else does the single emo teardrop like Jensen does. He does man!pain oh so well. Those are acting chops, man.
He also puts on the brave little toaster face like a pro.
All is not sunshine and rainbows though. Somebody stole his woobie, and he wants it back. Now!
Lush! Jensen likes to hire fangirls to help him slug back the shots. That way he doesn't endanger his nails.
Being so pretty is very taxing.
Pardon me, I just melted. Goo. Seriously, how can one man be so damn sexy?
Lookit! Cute little folded up hands and sneakers!
Oh no! Catering just ran out of the coffee coated jelly beans.
Okay, she's not Jensen, but she's kinda hot, yeah?
Right, so the movie . . . Um, it's so hard being a Prince of DarknessTM
Now, don't tell anyone, but Jensen still gets a little confused by rain. The studio has to keep someone on payroll just to make sure he doesn't drown himself. On the other hand, look at the long line of throat. You could nibble on that all night long.
He's a little upset because he missed out on oops incest with his mom/girlfriend/beast of hell. Luckily, he has SPN to look forward to.
Beast of Hell got a little upset when Jensen told her that he swung for the home team. He gets that a lot.
Geeze, it should be illegal to be so pretty so close up. Count thosefreckles eyelashes freckles.
Even covered in the gore of his dead, fake parents, Jensen takes the cake for gorgeousness.
So now, all Sammy has to do is go find Jake, bust him out of whatever insane asylum he's stuck in and get him to get Dean out of hell. Easy. Piece of cake.
In total and complete seriousness, it's a cryin' shame Jensen isn't more of a household name. He could be another Nic Cage or Bruce Willis so dang easy. He's got the stuff to play really different characters but enough of his own mannerisms that you'll always know what you're getting when you go to one of his movies. Maybe after Supernatural he'll get the freedom for different movie roles. At least get away from the CW.
Feel free to take/use/edit the pics in whatever way you wanta. If there's interest in the unmanipulated screencaps, I could upload them and post tomorrow.
Spoilers for
Any body else get incredibly hot over the idea of young!hunter Dean? What, don't tell me that y'all don't think camo is a turn on - I won't believe you. : )
I'm sure that Jensen is probably an excellent conversationalist. I mean, he's done a lot, seen a lot, talked to a bunch of people. He's not just a pretty face. He's an extremely pretty face.
Make a wish! *waits patiently for Jared to show up*
Yup, the big 2-1. Remember kids, drink responsibly. Or with Jensen. Whichever comes first.
Careful though, girls have been known to spontaneously faint and expire when they first come into contact with the Ackles Aura. The Surgeon General is even now considering stamping a permanent warning label on his forehead.
Jensen is still confused about why. He doesn't even like girls that much.
Except for his mama, of course. He brings her orchids. Okay, everyone all together now - "Awwwwwwwwwww!">
He's a very manly man though. Very manly. Rugged, handsome, outdoorsy. Of course baseball is a pansy sport, but at least he's trying.
Sometimes girls throw themselves at him, and he catches them before they faint. Really, she tripped and fell on his lips. He's going to have to gargle later.
. . .
Oh, sorry. I got distracted by Jensen's
And of course, no one else does the single emo teardrop like Jensen does. He does man!pain oh so well. Those are acting chops, man.
He also puts on the brave little toaster face like a pro.
All is not sunshine and rainbows though. Somebody stole his woobie, and he wants it back. Now!
Lush! Jensen likes to hire fangirls to help him slug back the shots. That way he doesn't endanger his nails.
Being so pretty is very taxing.
Pardon me, I just melted. Goo. Seriously, how can one man be so damn sexy?
Lookit! Cute little folded up hands and sneakers!
Oh no! Catering just ran out of the coffee coated jelly beans.
Okay, she's not Jensen, but she's kinda hot, yeah?
Right, so the movie . . . Um, it's so hard being a Prince of DarknessTM
Now, don't tell anyone, but Jensen still gets a little confused by rain. The studio has to keep someone on payroll just to make sure he doesn't drown himself. On the other hand, look at the long line of throat. You could nibble on that all night long.
He's a little upset because he missed out on oops incest with his mom/girlfriend/beast of hell. Luckily, he has SPN to look forward to.
Beast of Hell got a little upset when Jensen told her that he swung for the home team. He gets that a lot.
Geeze, it should be illegal to be so pretty so close up. Count those
Even covered in the gore of his dead, fake parents, Jensen takes the cake for gorgeousness.
So now, all Sammy has to do is go find Jake, bust him out of whatever insane asylum he's stuck in and get him to get Dean out of hell. Easy. Piece of cake.
In total and complete seriousness, it's a cryin' shame Jensen isn't more of a household name. He could be another Nic Cage or Bruce Willis so dang easy. He's got the stuff to play really different characters but enough of his own mannerisms that you'll always know what you're getting when you go to one of his movies. Maybe after Supernatural he'll get the freedom for different movie roles. At least get away from the CW.
Feel free to take/use/edit the pics in whatever way you wanta. If there's interest in the unmanipulated screencaps, I could upload them and post tomorrow.
