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Title: You Do It Too
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Character: Vala, Cameron/Daniel – kinda
Notes: If Vala were in fandom, she would write bad fic, but love every minute of it.
500 words

Vala hated debriefings. Yes, they went, they saw, and they came back empty-handed. No weapon, no leads on Merlin and no more time. What more was there to talk about? Daniel, of course, was content to sit there and drone on and on and on about medieval society, Ancients, and yadda, yadda.

It was some relief to see Landry’s eyes glazing over just as she decided to tune Daniel out. Even listening to the lovely tone of his voice was not worth the pain of paying attention. Her brain was dying to climb out of her skull before it shriveled up from lack of interesting. She slouched back in her chair with a huff, crossing her legs. Cameron rolled his eyes at her for just a second before turning his gaze back to Daniel. Figured. Neither one of them had been paying much attention to her lately.

Her mind drifted, invariably settling into her favorite fantasy for passing the time. She squeezed her legs tighter against each other, savoring the rising pleasure from her groin. Being careful to keep her eyes open and hands on the table she sank a little further down the in the chair.

She was back in Daniel’s body, walking with his powerful strides down the hallways. She shimmied her hips, because she could and it was fun to see the military boys stare after her. Finally, she made it to the oasis she’d been trying to sneak into her entire time in the SGC – the men’s locker room.

Vala let herself in and walked to the room set aside for sinks and lockers. Cameron was alone there, wearing a towel and finishing up shaving. His hair was spiky, and water followed the line of muscles down his back. She stood back admiring for a moment until she realized that he was looking back at her through the mirror.

“Jackson,” he drawled, words flowing over her skin. “There something you want to tell me?”

“Yes,” she said, moving closer so that she could reach around him and tangle her fingers in the knot that was the only thing keeping the towel in between them. “I’ve fallen in love with you. Passionate, manly, love, and I just can’t hold myself back anymore.”

“Thank god!” Cameron turned to kiss her, losing towel and his last barrier. He broke off to whisper against her cheek, “I thought it was just me. Daniel -”

“Vala. Vala!”

Her eyes popped open to find everyone staring at her. She flushed and squirmed, sitting straighter in her chair, darting her eyes around until she settled on Daniel, “What?”

“You are so bizarre,” Daniel said staring at her in wonder. Behind him Sam was holding back laughter and mouthing the words “manly love” at Teal’c.

“On that note, I’m calling it a day,” Landry said giving her one last look before leaving.

“What? Like you all don’t do it too!” Vala said hotly, getting up to find somewhere a little more private to finish.

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