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Nighttime Conversations Fried Green Tomatoes Idgie/Ruth (It's not quite porn, but as close as I could get.)
"Did I ever tell you about the man whose dick was a foot long?"
"Idgie!" Ruth said making the name into an admonishment but then ruined the effect by giggling. Already, she'd become inured to Idgie's teasing despite her continued pretense at outrage. She turned over on her side, threaded her leg through Idgie's, and relaxed under the covers of the bed.
The house was silent except for when the bed squeaked at their movements. Days seemed to grow longer the more they worked on the café, but the nights were all too short. She still remembered the pain of bone bruises and humiliation of trying to cover a black eye. Now, she only new the slight muscle aches of working in the café and chasing after the combined mania of Idgie and baby-Buddy.
"No really," Idgie insisted, reaching above her head and wrapping an arm down across Ruth's shoulder. Idgie always liked to keep a hand or arm on or around Ruth's body; Frank had stopped touching her almost the day after their wedding. "He was an Alabama boy, of course. They don't grow 'em that big just anywhere, y'know."
Ruth sighed and curled her toes in pleasure as Idgie tugged lightly at the hair curling down around her neck. It was so hard to find time with each other around the hubbub of their new life. She loved just being together in bed at the end of a long day, of course, she liked doing things while they were in bed together too.
The heat of the day was long gone, and the nights were just beginning to gain a touch of chill. Idgie had always insisted on keeping the window open nearly all year round, Ruth thought it was probably leftover from all the years she'd lived in the woods. Ruth figured that just gave her the perfect excuse to snuggle in closer. "That's a pretty big penis," she said softly, running her fingers up the soft hollows of Idgie's ribs.
"Yeah, I guess," Idgie replied her voice drawling over her pretended nonchalance. Her breath hitching as Ruth's palm skated over the bottom of her breast, "You see, I was – oh"
Smiling, Ruth let her fingers trail over the hardening nub of Idgie's nipple again, pressing on the outside of the little dusky circle. She shifted forward as close as she could get, rubbing up against the outside swell of Idgie's hip. Letting her head rest on Idgie's shoulder, she let her breath catch behind Idgie's ear as she pressed her lips softly against the spot.
"What about the man with a foot long dick?" Ruth teased, her voice low and rough as she slid her fingers lower, skimming over the hot place between Idgie's thighs.
Idgie gasped as Ruth's hand dipped down lower, scratching her fingernails through the short hairs there. "I can honestly say that I don't remember," Idgie answered threading her fingers through Ruth's hair and drawing her up into a kiss.
Ruth smiled into Idgie's lips and let herself be pushed back into the bed sheets.
ETA: Oops!
Snagged fromdodger_winslow
Gimme 5 TV Meme
Back in the Day: 5 TV Shows You Loved As A Kid
1. Zorro (from Family Channel)
2. Hey Dude (Nickolodeon before it sucked)
3. Quantum Leap (my mom had a crush on SB)
4. Highlander
5. Rin Tin Tin (also Family Channel, man those were the days…)
Who Would You Do?: 5 TV Characters You Would...Well, It's Self-Explanatory
1. Cameron Mitchell (SG-1)
2. Rodney McKay (SGA)
3. Dean Winchester (SPN)
4. Ray Kowalski (DS)
5. Nick Stokes (CSI)
(Wow, there's really no discernable pattern there, huh?)
What? No, No, I Don't Watch That...: 5 Guilty Pleasure TV Shows
1. Project Runway
2. Ellen (her talk show)
3. Home Improvement (still)
4. Renegade (Not anymore, but back in the day…)
5. Angel: the Series
Wow: 5 TV Moments You Still Remember (And Probably Won't Forget)
1. Buffy killing Angel in S2. (I think I bawled for days. *winces*)
2. The musical episode of Xena. (But not in a good way. *shudders*)
3. Fraser and RayK riding off into the sunset. (*dreamy sighs*)
4. Farscape when Crichton-also dies.
5. Supernatural when Dean makes his deal with the Crossroads Demon.
"Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs": 5 TV Theme Songs You Know (and Love) By Heart
1. Due South
2. X-Files (I hate the show, love the music.)
3. CSI (Any, because I love Who.)
4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5. Highlander (Queen!)
Eh: 5 Shows You Just Can't Get Into
1. Smallville (I tried, but I just couldn't do it.)
2. Battlestar Galactica (It just never seemed any fun.)
3. Psych (I think that's what it's called, about the guy who pretends to be a psychic?)
4. Prison Break (That guy's pretty, but no.)
5. Heroes (I tried in the beginning, but it just took too long to get anywhere.)
The Starting Line-Up: 5 Channels You Go To First When You Sit Down to Watch TV
1. SpikeTV
2. Sci-Fi
3. ESPN
4. FX
5. CW
This Is An Environment of Welcoming, and You Should Just Get the Hell Out Of Here: 5 TV Characters You Could Do Without
1. Sara Ican'trememberherlastnameIhatehersomuch (CSI)
2. Ronon (SGA)
3. Landry (SG-1)
4. Bela (SPN)
5. Foreman (House)
That's What She Said: 5 Quotes That Still Resonate
1. (Farscape) John Crichton: Ah, screw it. But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
2. (Due South) RayK: You ever feel like, uh, you don't know who you are? Like, uh, if you weren't around somebody or that somebody wasn't around you that, uh, you wouldn't be you? Or at least not the you that you think you are? You, uh, you ever feel like that?
3. (Stargate: Atlantis) Rodney McKay: [after injecting himself with Wraith enzyme and beating up two guards] And that's what happens when you back a brilliant scientist into a corner!
4. (House) House: Ah, the Socratic Method. The best way we have of teaching everything-apart from juggling chainsaws.
5. (Supernatural) Sam: Yeah because I've been following you around my entire life! I mean I've been looking up to you since I was four, Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother. So yeah, I know you. Better that anyone else in the entire world. And this.. Is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And I mean I can't blame you. It's just... It's just I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again. Cause.. just cause.
Gimme More: 5 Shows You Can Never Get Enough Of
1. Due South (I was so happy when I bought the box sets.)
2. Supernatural (I think I could watch S1 and S2 over and over again.)
3. Oz (That show was so addicting, and vaguely relevant.)
4. Farscape (I still haven't watched the whole series, but I love S1/S2.)
5. CSI (I don't know if it's voluntary or not, it's just always on – and I watch it.)
Waaaaa!: 5 Shows You Still Mourn Losing Prematurely
1. Drive (Not morning precisely, just a little pissed that I'll never know what happened.)
2. Due South (They could have gotten another season easy.)
3. Farscape (But actually, I mourn being too late to the party instead.)
4. X-Men (the original cartoon)
5. Stargate: Command (You know, the show they erroneously labeled as SG-1 S9 and S10.)
Headdesk!: 5 Shows You Wish They'd Killed (or at least ended) While They Were Still Good
1. House (I haven't really liked this season, but I guess we'll see.)
2. Xena
3. Hercules
4. Highlander
5. Any Star Trek series
oxoniensis's porn battle!Nighttime Conversations Fried Green Tomatoes Idgie/Ruth (It's not quite porn, but as close as I could get.)
"Did I ever tell you about the man whose dick was a foot long?"
"Idgie!" Ruth said making the name into an admonishment but then ruined the effect by giggling. Already, she'd become inured to Idgie's teasing despite her continued pretense at outrage. She turned over on her side, threaded her leg through Idgie's, and relaxed under the covers of the bed.
The house was silent except for when the bed squeaked at their movements. Days seemed to grow longer the more they worked on the café, but the nights were all too short. She still remembered the pain of bone bruises and humiliation of trying to cover a black eye. Now, she only new the slight muscle aches of working in the café and chasing after the combined mania of Idgie and baby-Buddy.
"No really," Idgie insisted, reaching above her head and wrapping an arm down across Ruth's shoulder. Idgie always liked to keep a hand or arm on or around Ruth's body; Frank had stopped touching her almost the day after their wedding. "He was an Alabama boy, of course. They don't grow 'em that big just anywhere, y'know."
Ruth sighed and curled her toes in pleasure as Idgie tugged lightly at the hair curling down around her neck. It was so hard to find time with each other around the hubbub of their new life. She loved just being together in bed at the end of a long day, of course, she liked doing things while they were in bed together too.
The heat of the day was long gone, and the nights were just beginning to gain a touch of chill. Idgie had always insisted on keeping the window open nearly all year round, Ruth thought it was probably leftover from all the years she'd lived in the woods. Ruth figured that just gave her the perfect excuse to snuggle in closer. "That's a pretty big penis," she said softly, running her fingers up the soft hollows of Idgie's ribs.
"Yeah, I guess," Idgie replied her voice drawling over her pretended nonchalance. Her breath hitching as Ruth's palm skated over the bottom of her breast, "You see, I was – oh"
Smiling, Ruth let her fingers trail over the hardening nub of Idgie's nipple again, pressing on the outside of the little dusky circle. She shifted forward as close as she could get, rubbing up against the outside swell of Idgie's hip. Letting her head rest on Idgie's shoulder, she let her breath catch behind Idgie's ear as she pressed her lips softly against the spot.
"What about the man with a foot long dick?" Ruth teased, her voice low and rough as she slid her fingers lower, skimming over the hot place between Idgie's thighs.
Idgie gasped as Ruth's hand dipped down lower, scratching her fingernails through the short hairs there. "I can honestly say that I don't remember," Idgie answered threading her fingers through Ruth's hair and drawing her up into a kiss.
Ruth smiled into Idgie's lips and let herself be pushed back into the bed sheets.
ETA: Oops!
Snagged from
dodger_winslowGimme 5 TV Meme
Back in the Day: 5 TV Shows You Loved As A Kid
1. Zorro (from Family Channel)
2. Hey Dude (Nickolodeon before it sucked)
3. Quantum Leap (my mom had a crush on SB)
4. Highlander
5. Rin Tin Tin (also Family Channel, man those were the days…)
Who Would You Do?: 5 TV Characters You Would...Well, It's Self-Explanatory
1. Cameron Mitchell (SG-1)
2. Rodney McKay (SGA)
3. Dean Winchester (SPN)
4. Ray Kowalski (DS)
5. Nick Stokes (CSI)
(Wow, there's really no discernable pattern there, huh?)
What? No, No, I Don't Watch That...: 5 Guilty Pleasure TV Shows
1. Project Runway
2. Ellen (her talk show)
3. Home Improvement (still)
4. Renegade (Not anymore, but back in the day…)
5. Angel: the Series
Wow: 5 TV Moments You Still Remember (And Probably Won't Forget)
1. Buffy killing Angel in S2. (I think I bawled for days. *winces*)
2. The musical episode of Xena. (But not in a good way. *shudders*)
3. Fraser and RayK riding off into the sunset. (*dreamy sighs*)
4. Farscape when Crichton-also dies.
5. Supernatural when Dean makes his deal with the Crossroads Demon.
"Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs": 5 TV Theme Songs You Know (and Love) By Heart
1. Due South
2. X-Files (I hate the show, love the music.)
3. CSI (Any, because I love Who.)
4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5. Highlander (Queen!)
Eh: 5 Shows You Just Can't Get Into
1. Smallville (I tried, but I just couldn't do it.)
2. Battlestar Galactica (It just never seemed any fun.)
3. Psych (I think that's what it's called, about the guy who pretends to be a psychic?)
4. Prison Break (That guy's pretty, but no.)
5. Heroes (I tried in the beginning, but it just took too long to get anywhere.)
The Starting Line-Up: 5 Channels You Go To First When You Sit Down to Watch TV
1. SpikeTV
2. Sci-Fi
3. ESPN
4. FX
5. CW
This Is An Environment of Welcoming, and You Should Just Get the Hell Out Of Here: 5 TV Characters You Could Do Without
1. Sara Ican'trememberherlastnameIhatehersomuch (CSI)
2. Ronon (SGA)
3. Landry (SG-1)
4. Bela (SPN)
5. Foreman (House)
That's What She Said: 5 Quotes That Still Resonate
1. (Farscape) John Crichton: Ah, screw it. But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
2. (Due South) RayK: You ever feel like, uh, you don't know who you are? Like, uh, if you weren't around somebody or that somebody wasn't around you that, uh, you wouldn't be you? Or at least not the you that you think you are? You, uh, you ever feel like that?
3. (Stargate: Atlantis) Rodney McKay: [after injecting himself with Wraith enzyme and beating up two guards] And that's what happens when you back a brilliant scientist into a corner!
4. (House) House: Ah, the Socratic Method. The best way we have of teaching everything-apart from juggling chainsaws.
5. (Supernatural) Sam: Yeah because I've been following you around my entire life! I mean I've been looking up to you since I was four, Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother. So yeah, I know you. Better that anyone else in the entire world. And this.. Is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And I mean I can't blame you. It's just... It's just I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again. Cause.. just cause.
Gimme More: 5 Shows You Can Never Get Enough Of
1. Due South (I was so happy when I bought the box sets.)
2. Supernatural (I think I could watch S1 and S2 over and over again.)
3. Oz (That show was so addicting, and vaguely relevant.)
4. Farscape (I still haven't watched the whole series, but I love S1/S2.)
5. CSI (I don't know if it's voluntary or not, it's just always on – and I watch it.)
Waaaaa!: 5 Shows You Still Mourn Losing Prematurely
1. Drive (Not morning precisely, just a little pissed that I'll never know what happened.)
2. Due South (They could have gotten another season easy.)
3. Farscape (But actually, I mourn being too late to the party instead.)
4. X-Men (the original cartoon)
5. Stargate: Command (You know, the show they erroneously labeled as SG-1 S9 and S10.)
Headdesk!: 5 Shows You Wish They'd Killed (or at least ended) While They Were Still Good
1. House (I haven't really liked this season, but I guess we'll see.)
2. Xena
3. Hercules
4. Highlander
5. Any Star Trek series
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Date: 2008-01-17 11:53 pm (UTC)And I loved Due South - but it was my MOMs favorite show so I fear tip toeing into the fandom will lead to very bad things.
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Date: 2008-01-18 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-18 12:56 am (UTC)It's not supposed to be fun, it's supposed to be thought provoking.. and deep... and.... stuff.. *shrugs* I dunno, I like it XD
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Date: 2008-01-18 02:02 am (UTC)That's *exactly* what I say about BSG and why I don't really watch it. I like a certain level of cheese in my sci-fi entertainment. It's why I'm such a big Star Wars and Stargate fan. XD
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Date: 2008-01-18 10:27 pm (UTC): )
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Date: 2008-01-18 10:25 pm (UTC)