crank and the next Tony/Sam fic

I am an angry old person now. Businesses, especially doctor offices should have to leave a voice mail when they call even if they can't actually share the pertinent info on a recording. I've been playing phone tag over my blood test results for three days now, but I didn't even recognize the number at first so I wouldn't have answered anyway. I don't think there's anything wrong with my thyroid, but it's never been tested so I thought 'what the hell, let's do it'. Now I've very irritated again.

Also irritating, fests, prompts, dear author letters that don't spell out the entire name of the ship. I remember back in the McShep days, and I thought, aw that's cute. But it's not cute anymore dang it. It just makes it difficult to figure out what people are actually asking for and makes it harder to get sucked into fandoms.*

I am cranky.

You're Just What I Needed
(part 2 of the I Kinda Lose My Mind Series)
PG-13ish
~1800 words
MCU
Tony Stark/Sam Wilson
here at ao3
For square S4- Kink: Costume Porn

( 'Uh, believe it or not,' Tony said, having to clear his throat when it threatened to close over the delicious things Sam was doing with his tongue to Tony's neck. 'I actually need your help down in the workshop, not a quickie before dinner.' )

*in an effort not to be too hypocritical, I've been updating my pairing tags.