Ahhhh! Right! Like to be that willfully unrealistic, but not in the name of being more entertaining is baffling!

That poor dog.

I just made the bad decision to look the writer up on IMDB, and he hasn't done much and nothing else I recognize. AND APPARENTLY DISNEY DECIDED YUP, THIS IS THE GUY WE WANT TO DIRECT MOON KNIGHT. I am very sad for Oscar Isaac now, hopefully by the time it comes out, I'll have forgotten this fact.